BEST DIVORCE LETTER... =))Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job
today and that was the last straw..
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I
had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and
even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in
two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
all of your shows.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-wife
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!
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Dear EX-wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.
About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.
Signed,Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.
oh well.. people maybe i should tell u guys.. i
SIGN ON to
AIR FORCE......... vocation as a WSO UAV.the reasons are simple.. firstly i wanna get myself away from those field camps, SOC, jungle life.. but the outmost reason is that i wanna get my degree and at the same time getting some decent income.. too early to say about the cars and stuffs..
my parents and relatives supported me. they even encouraged me to sign on.. well.. this is it lah.. i'm gonna be a regular for the next 4 to 5yrs. hopefully after than, i'll get my degree and if i'm ok with the vocation and work there..
MAYBE i'll consider continue the bond..one thing that i didnt really like is the location of the air base.. the vocation i'm in.. the only air base that's catered to the vocation is at lim chu kang!!! and i stayed bedok! best of luck to me!!
I WANT TO GET A CAR SOON!!! before that.. my license lah.. hahaha.. =))